tumnucker
This cheese is rekking my tumnucker.
tumnucker by the_goodest_benis June 17, 2018
Words you can keep
tomfuckery
Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.
An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.
tomfuckery by AWads September 7, 2007
Related Words
tumnucker • tomfuckery • tomfuckered • timfuckery • trumfuckery • Turduckery • Tom Tucker • Tim Tucker • tud rucker
tomfuckery
Bill Im not sure if I can take anymore of your tomfuckery
Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out
I rip you in half you little shit!
Well come get some old man
Come here you scaly fuck
Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase
NO! all these soul stairs!
Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out
I rip you in half you little shit!
Well come get some old man
Come here you scaly fuck
Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase
NO! all these soul stairs!
tomfuckery by Mirik November 2, 2017
TomFuckery
TomFuckery by voidheart69 March 17, 2020
tomfuckery
"Some bastard has just posted cat excrement through my letterbox, this is a serious case of tomfuckery!"
tomfuckery by johnny peach May 24, 2021
trumfuckery
example: The trumfuckery surrounding the 2017 presidential election has plunged american politics into a bitter and syrupy malaise.
trumfuckery by Green Thumb Graphics January 20, 2017
tomfuckered
tomfuckered by A Cloutgang Hater December 28, 2017
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1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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