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Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.
An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.
by AWads August 30, 2007
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1.) All acts of foolishness and misbehaviour that can normally be encompassed by the word Tom Foolery. Substituting "Fuckery" rather than "Foolery" gives the term a more meaningful tonality when used.
What's with all this Tom Fuckery?

I don't want to see anymore Tom Fuckery going on, understand?
by Atticus187 December 22, 2008
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A completely screwed up situation in a work or social setting caused by a group of people who are careless and likely very stupid. It is similar to tom foolery but much more extreme.
"Hey what took so long at the Dr. Office?
"I had to wait 2 hours for my results because the idiot nurses were busy with some kind of tom-fuckery"

"Wow, did you hear who got busted this weekend and went to jail?"
"That's what happens when you hang out and party with that gang. They are always up to some kind of tom-fuckery".
by dumbluck2013 November 05, 2013
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When your friend does something really fucking stupid and doesn't stop
Bill Im not sure if I can take anymore of your tomfuckery

Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out

I rip you in half you little shit!

Well come get some old man

Come here you scaly fuck

Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase

NO! all these soul stairs!
by Mirik November 02, 2017
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Similar to tom foolery, Tom fuckery is used to describe something or someone very stupid, or something very stupid that someone is doing.
Today has been nothing but a bunch of Tom Fuckery. I got into an accident, and my girl cheated on me!
by Poopeepoo October 22, 2014
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When you and ur women are doingit in the bathroom in a classy restaurant.
Justin: me and my biatch did some tom fuckery at Applebee's last night!

Bobby: wow u prolly got a VD.
by CrimRT October 12, 2007
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Cheating, Doing whatever it takes to get the W without boundries
Coach: Have you seen Brady or Belecheik?
Ball Boy: *Nervously* No Sir
Coach: Hmmmm Something feels off I swear there is some major Tomfuckery about to take place
by GooberPatrol June 12, 2018
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