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If something is bad, then it can described as "a fate worse than tummyache". For example, being kicked in the nuts by a miss rosie, or being forced to talk to kim
Kim: Why do you want me to unblock you?
Lar: I don't. Then you could talk to me, and that would be a fate worse than tummyache!
Lar: I don't. Then you could talk to me, and that would be a fate worse than tummyache!
by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004