Definitions by pseudohumorcerebri

guacxidize 

The oxidation of guacamole that leads to browning of the aforementioned appetizer.

Margot: Our pogo stick party was a tremendous success. There's so much to clean up, where should I begin?
Kyrie: Go ahead and start with that delicious avocado-containing dish. Make sure to put it in an air-tight seal so it doesn't guacxidize.

guacxidize by pseudohumorcerebri October 13, 2018

Refeeding syndrome

When an individual has completed a full meal and immediately proceeds to eat yet another meal.

Angelo: Titus used to be really fit, but he's kind go on the heavier side.
Justin: Yeah, I can't believe he was the head of the varsity jousting team just last year and now he's begging people for snacks. Refeeding syndrome is no joke.

Refeeding syndrome by pseudohumorcerebri May 13, 2018

mandalism 

A term referring specifically to drawing on a male while he is asleep.

Anthony: Can you believe that ish on your face?
Dom: I know, it's straight mandalism. Now I have a five-dollar footlong on my face.

mandalism by pseudohumorcerebri October 26, 2016

Snaping 

Similar to the phenomenon known as vaping (created by Chinese pharmacist Hon Lik), this is a movement where Hogwarts enthusiasts are addicted to concocting assorted potions in honor of the late Professor Severus Snape.

Adam: Hey, did you see that new potion store that opened up just around the corner? It's right across the street from the Lebanese bakery.
Anita: Yeah, it's great! Now we can keep Snaping all day long while eating knafeh.

Snaping by pseudohumorcerebri August 25, 2016

labnormalities

Lab abnormalities

Jeffrey: Hey Tobias, any labnormalities on our new patient?
Tobias: Thankfully there weren't. Hopefully Stevie brings bagels.

labnormalities by pseudohumorcerebri August 24, 2016

False Ayoub

Of the non-mayoral Ayoub class. A bigot.

That jackass was a real False Ayoub.

False Ayoub by pseudohumorcerebri August 21, 2016

yummyache 

A stomachache that occurs after eating something painfully delicious.

Anthony: How were those donuts?
Nandita: Those donuts were so good that they gave me a yummyache.

yummyache by pseudohumorcerebri June 18, 2016