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Tuddescent

An individual who is tuddescent is someone who likes to put their penis into random objects.
He is so tuddescent.
Tuddescent by Skib101 April 29, 2026
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Tumescent 

swollen or becoming swollen, especially as a response to sexual arousal ;)
Jessica: Gerald, i'm so tumescent

Gerald: It was the garlic bread wasn't it?
Tumescent by Deimisthelithuanian December 13, 2018

tumescent 

A fancy scientific word describing an erection.
Oh my god, the way it grows tumescent when I stroke it!!!
tumescent by foolkid April 27, 2020

Trudescent 

One who is Banging hot, Lusciously Tight and tiny... Keeps in Shape and is flirty as fuck.. looks sexy in tight leather
Nicky D...." Hey mate, check out that chick over there.. she is shmoking hot"
Ryan... " Yeah, she is so Trudescent "

Dave... "I am so going to punish the next thing that walks through that door"
Chris... "There's one..."
Dave..." Nah, ill pass... She is not Trudescent enough"
Trudescent by doogie62 September 6, 2013

tumescent 

(V) The condition or state whereby his body part resembles the eggplant emoji. Eggplant emoji when used as an a description ... translated into professorial English.
When he pressed his body fully up against her it was obvious to her that he was tumescent.
tumescent by Chris1973 April 21, 2018

Tumescent Tinnitus 

Tumescent Tinnitus are the chimes when thy dagger becometh thy sword.
In reference to the Tumescent Tinnitus:
Girl: Hey, is that the church or are you just happy to see me?

Boy: She who stands before me shall bear witness to the the rise of the pendulous one.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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