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Trudescent 

One who is Banging hot, Lusciously Tight and tiny... Keeps in Shape and is flirty as fuck.. looks sexy in tight leather
Nicky D...." Hey mate, check out that chick over there.. she is shmoking hot"
Ryan... " Yeah, she is so Trudescent "

Dave... "I am so going to punish the next thing that walks through that door"
Chris... "There's one..."
Dave..." Nah, ill pass... She is not Trudescent enough"
Trudescent by doogie62 September 6, 2013
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Tumescent 

swollen or becoming swollen, especially as a response to sexual arousal ;)
Jessica: Gerald, i'm so tumescent

Gerald: It was the garlic bread wasn't it?
Tumescent by Deimisthelithuanian December 13, 2018

Trumpescent 

Reflecting an obviously expensive yet vile design aesthetic, esp. toward interior finishes or decor such as with the use of pink marble and gold accents. See e.g. the Trump Tower lobby or Donald J. Trump's penthouse apartment at Trump Tower.
My friend was so excited to show off his newly renovated apartment overlooking Central Park but I couldn't get over the trumpescent decor.
Trumpescent by pietnuevayork October 21, 2016

tumescent 

A fancy scientific word describing an erection.
Oh my god, the way it grows tumescent when I stroke it!!!
tumescent by foolkid April 27, 2020

Trescentillion 

Trescentillion is 10^312 or 1 followed by 312 zeros (sure is a lot). It is not to be confused with Trecentillion which is 10 to the 903, much more than 312.
What is after a duocentillion?
Oh, It's a trescentillion.
Trescentillion by Ypro2356 April 14, 2021

tumescent 

(V) The condition or state whereby his body part resembles the eggplant emoji. Eggplant emoji when used as an a description ... translated into professorial English.
When he pressed his body fully up against her it was obvious to her that he was tumescent.
tumescent by Chris1973 April 21, 2018

Tumescent Tinnitus 

Tumescent Tinnitus are the chimes when thy dagger becometh thy sword.
In reference to the Tumescent Tinnitus:
Girl: Hey, is that the church or are you just happy to see me?

Boy: She who stands before me shall bear witness to the the rise of the pendulous one.
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