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Heinrich: I find this algebraic equation very abstruse...

Jiminy: Very funny Heinrich. Our teacher went through that type of equation this whole week!
abstruse by King of Inland January 11, 2008
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Arcane, not known to many. Rare.

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abstruse by larstait October 13, 2003
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Abstruse Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate.
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Mr. Abstruse 

Mr. Abstruse only kisses women and penetrates vaginas.
Mr. Abstruse by Dr. Harry Sachz August 15, 2022

Mr. Abstruse 

An effeminate, mouse-like man who gets no bitches and violently lusts for male genitals. Occasionally, Mr. Abstruse types get drunk and assault their gay boy lovers.
Do you see that lispy fag over there? He’s a real Mr. Abstruse!
Mr. Abstruse by Dr. Johnathan Discord September 24, 2022
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