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Tulip Time 

An annual spring celebration in the quaint city of Holland, Michigan. Flocked to by asian tourists and creepy old men in order to watch high school girls prance around in authentic dutch garb.
It's Tulip Time! Let's go downtown and get elephant ears and watch your hot sister dutch dance.
Tulip Time by yeasayerrr December 31, 2010

Tuluminati 

An ironic, self-imposed title for the privileged hippies that came to gentrify Tulum Mexico.

They were the ones that posted instagrams of themselves dancing in "fire ceremonies" to shamanic house music on the beach while wearing mumus and doing K. They stayed in rooms that cost $1000 a night and "worked" as influencers who were just so #blessed to be there. Unfortunately, the tuluminati aesthetic was exposed in 2015 for gentrification and now #tulumisdead. But watch out, the tuluminati are still out there and on the prowl for a new beach town to overrun.
*snorts cocaine

"I can't wait for my trip to Tulum, I want to get a video of me wearing my burning man outfit while running through the jungle and splashing into the ocean, i'm gonna caption it #tuluminati. And then tomorrow, i'm gonna post a picture of me doing yoga on the beach and caption it #grateful. Ugh i love my life"
Tuluminati by revesdemoi December 3, 2019

TULUM-TOOLATE 

Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.
- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*
TULUM-TOOLATE by sylar1 January 6, 2022
A natural alphamale who attracts many diverse followers, however, still shows many traits that are characteristic of a crid

Note: it is common for followers of a tulit to acknowledge and obnoxiously greet him when passing the alphamale.
1) Due to his myriad of believers, Jesus Christ can be called a tulit.

Ex.
Disciples: "Ayy yo, Tulit, where you at?"
Jesus: "Da crib."
Tulit by Chef Roger April 25, 2011
The most beautiful girl in the world. She is the best friend someone could have. SHe also has quit the sense of humor and although she can be awkward at times, shes very cool. Everyone loves Tuuli!
Tuuli is great
Tuuli by Mr. Rawrsiez October 1, 2011
Where junkies are born and live for the rest of there life. 8 year olds walk around wae vodka and fags, and adult men ask 13 year olds for lighters.
“After we go tae McDonald’s wanna go tae tron and after that we can have a wee wander aboot Tullibody and blast some tunes on our Bluetooth speakers!?”