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tug burn 

The effect of chronic and spirited masturbation.
Steve - Oh, man I just got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!

Dave - Dammit Steve, you've got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!

Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
tug burn by AnUncleverName April 28, 2008
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Indian tug burn 

A handjob given with no lotion.
Friend 1: What happened with you and that broad last night?

Friend 2: Bitch was givin me a Indian tug burn, my chief was smokin.
Indian tug burn by polosn95 March 17, 2011

Tug Burn 

When you masturbate with a sock and you get rug burn
Dude legit I can’t jerk off I got tug burn

Then maybe you should get tug burn more often
Tug Burn by Butter Son June 28, 2019

tug burn 

The effect of chronic and spirited masturbation.
Steve - Oh, man I got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!

Dave - Dammit Steve, you have got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!

Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
tug burn by AnUncleverName July 27, 2008

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026