tufta 

Armenian word meaning stupid, messed-up, or something that doesn't make sense. Used by many rabiz people.

ARMENIANS ARE THE BEST

rabiz: ara et inch tufta mekena es kshum? (hey what messed-up car are you driving?)
vtec: bro jan, it's a honda crx.

tufta by RABIZ November 15, 2004

Tufty wump 

A generally annoying person; an ignoramus

Don't be such a tufty wump or you'll get the bish bish bish

Tufty wump by Hasbeengineer July 12, 2021

Tuftus 

An unusual patch of thick, coarse pubic hair that can sometimes develop on a the taint of an adult male. It is usually the result of hormone imbalances but can also develop after the body has been exposed to multiple sexually transmitted diseases.

"Ever since I developed this tuftus, my girlfriend refuses to go down on me."
"I've grown to enjoy having a tuftus, it catches the santorum and keeps it from dripping all over the floor."

Tuftus by KC01 January 12, 2015

Tufts University 

One of the hardest schools to get into in the US, Tufts University had a 14% acceptance rate in 2018. To put that in perspective Harvard is at 6%, Cornell is at 11%, and NYU is at 20%. Arguably a t-20, it's academic peers are UMich, Emory, Brandeis, and UCLA.

The typical student at Tufts took the hardest classes available at their High School, and got a mix of "A"s and "A-"s. Tufts student are fairly affluent (because of the incredibly high tuition), white, quirky, nerdy, and probably jewish. One of the things that sets Tufts apart from other schools is that students at Tufts tend to be all about saving the world, as opposed to making money. students tend to be a little weird, but really nice!

Nationwide, Tufts has a reputation for being a school for "Ivy Rejects". This partially comes from the fact that it's in a city with Harvard and MIT, and it's hard to compete with these schools. Although Tufts is many students first choice (it was my first choice, I applied ED!) lot's of students end up here when they get rejected by their first choice school (usually Brown) and end up here. It's known for its pre-med program, and is world-renowned for it's School of International Relations, the Fletcher School. It also has an engineering program that is surprisingly good.

If I had to describe Tufts in terms of other schools, I would call it a Northern Emory, Brown but a little easier to get in, and Brandeis but a little harder to get in.

I went to Tufts University for undergrad, studied international relations, then went to Harvard Law School and became a Judge.

Tufts University by Jerry1258482 December 30, 2018

tutant meenage neetle teetles 

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is a shit copy of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, You can't say it without laughing.

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is impossible not to laugh at.

tutant meenage neetle teetles by Vladimir Carti November 12, 2017

TuFap Shakur 

1. a drive by fapping.

2. the act of beating your meat in a car while unsuspecting onlookers witness it.

Sanjaya just pulled a TuFap Shakur on his way into work at the 7-11.

TuFap Shakur by MrBomangles January 26, 2011

wisdom tuft 

(n) A small collection of facial hair grown in the upper neck area a few inches in length, long enough to be braided.

Did you see Willy? That dude’s wisdom tuft was LIT.

wisdom tuft by MisterBigJake September 11, 2020