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An unusual patch of thick, coarse pubic hair that can sometimes develop on a the taint of an adult male. It is usually the result of hormone imbalances but can also develop after the body has been exposed to multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
"Ever since I developed this tuftus, my girlfriend refuses to go down on me."
"I've grown to enjoy having a tuftus, it catches the santorum and keeps it from dripping all over the floor."
Tuftus by KC01 January 12, 2015
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Tufts University 

One of the hardest schools to get into in the US, Tufts University had a 14% acceptance rate in 2018. To put that in perspective Harvard is at 6%, Cornell is at 11%, and NYU is at 20%. Arguably a t-20, it's academic peers are UMich, Emory, Brandeis, and UCLA.

The typical student at Tufts took the hardest classes available at their High School, and got a mix of "A"s and "A-"s. Tufts student are fairly affluent (because of the incredibly high tuition), white, quirky, nerdy, and probably jewish. One of the things that sets Tufts apart from other schools is that students at Tufts tend to be all about saving the world, as opposed to making money. students tend to be a little weird, but really nice!

Nationwide, Tufts has a reputation for being a school for "Ivy Rejects". This partially comes from the fact that it's in a city with Harvard and MIT, and it's hard to compete with these schools. Although Tufts is many students first choice (it was my first choice, I applied ED!) lot's of students end up here when they get rejected by their first choice school (usually Brown) and end up here. It's known for its pre-med program, and is world-renowned for it's School of International Relations, the Fletcher School. It also has an engineering program that is surprisingly good.

If I had to describe Tufts in terms of other schools, I would call it a Northern Emory, Brown but a little easier to get in, and Brandeis but a little harder to get in.
I went to Tufts University for undergrad, studied international relations, then went to Harvard Law School and became a Judge.
Tufts University by Jerry1258482 December 30, 2018
when u air in the vagina gets stuck and doesn't want to come out. and then it starts to talk to u.
my turtus is haunting me.
turtus by turtus hunter November 6, 2009
U TUTUSH NOVI!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ATE YOU! (yes ATE not HATE ..YOU NOVI!)
TUTUSH by noviiscrazy June 28, 2010
An awesome university better than any Ivy League and without the pretention.
1. Harvard kids aren't cool enough to get into parties at Tufts.
tufts by djibouti May 5, 2005
a.k.a 'turtle heading'. When you need to go to the toilet really badly for a poo and it feels like it is already coming out.
"That guy looks like he has mad turtus, just look at his face!"
turtus by Philly775 June 21, 2013
An amalgamation of tortoise and turtle, often used by people with mental retardation who cannot tell the difference.
That turtus was swimming so swiftly beneath the azure waves. By the way, I am mentally retarded
Turtus by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010
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