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The way "turtle" should be spelled. It makes more sense and English is dumb.
Also the alias of a chad rust gamer.
rust nn 1: Fuck sake i got 1'd
rust nn 2: "yeah bro thats turtal im just gonna run"
turtal by trapstar$$ June 5, 2021
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A non toxic hvher, since he is so good he has no need to be toxic.
turtal on top
turtal by turta1 June 5, 2021
to be very ugly looking, looked down upon
Yo I was shitfaced at the bar last night and their were turtals everywhere, I had to get up out of there.
turtal by The-S August 29, 2006
"That guy's such a turtal."
turtal by NotTurtalFangirl July 15, 2022

Turdal stampede 

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!
Turdal stampede by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Turdal storm 

The burritos caused a turdal storm for the tourist.
Turdal storm by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
To do with turds or poop.
The turdal storm raged up my ass!
Turdal by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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