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tuffie - confectionary

comes from middle england
"you coming to the tuffie shop mate?"
tuffie by jimbob January 21, 2004
Related Words
tuffie • Tuffied • tuffy • tuffet • Tuffin • TuFFle • Taffie • tuffenuff • tuffer • tufferson

Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.
Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.

Tuffmess 

Joe: Did you hear about Tuffmess?
Bob: Yeah he's a super cool dude!
Tuffmess by Tuffmess April 9, 2021

frothy tuffet

The bubbly diarrhea floating on top of the water in the toilet after a massive releasing of excrement
After eating the lobster feast, Linus found himself up all night with a severe case of the frothy tuffets.
frothy tuffet by Reboba November 3, 2006
To fuck up a goalscoring chance when it would have been easier to score, due to a complete lack of footballing ability. Verb; to 'tuffy' something ie the opportunity has been wasted
"OMG did you see the match? Robbie Keane had a chance to win it in injury time but completely tuffied it."
Tuffied by Black Toga Bitch September 11, 2011
Slang term for the underground practice of inhaling vapor from human feces, primarily for the narcotic effect of its methanethiol gas combined with the effect of hyperventilation. The term itself comes from "turd" and "huffing" due to the rapid inhalation and exhalation from paper or plastic bags containing the fecal matter. As with glue sniffing or hallucinogenic mushroom consumption,very unpleasant symptoms are experienced prior to the high, slowing the spread of the behavior. While its high is considered uniquely euphoric, tuffing is relatively brief and those who indulge in the practice risk severe infection, irritation of eyes and mucous membranes, convulsions or in extreme cases, coma or death.
Happy as they were, Shana and John annoyed all their friends after they'd been tuffing--they smelled like Mardi-Gras bathroom.
tuffing by JustMC August 23, 2016
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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