80 definitions by jimbob

giving a hot karl to a dead person... thus the karl is cold and hence the name 'cold karl'
i dug up humberto's dead grandmother and gave her a good cold karl
by jimbob February 15, 2003
A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.
by jimbob September 21, 2003
Late '90s slang (notably from Washington, DC).
1 - The act of theivery.
2 - To steal, often with force and fervor.
Did you hear about that white kid who got lost driving through Anacostia? Yeah, he got his car roughed when he stopped to ask for directions.
by jimbob July 23, 2004
what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.
sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.
by jimbob February 15, 2003
it was bad times when kian tried to steal my girlfriend.
by jimbob November 16, 2002