80 definitions by jimbob

buttsex

my penis feels warm and good when i have buttsex with kelly.
by jimbob November 14, 2002
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pen15

something you write in very large print on your forehead and show off in public places.
hot chick: lance looks so dope with pen15 written on his forehead
by jimbob November 23, 2002
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cold karl

giving a hot karl to a dead person... thus the karl is cold and hence the name 'cold karl'
i dug up humberto's dead grandmother and gave her a good cold karl
by jimbob February 15, 2003
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rough

Late '90s slang (notably from Washington, DC).
1 - The act of theivery.
2 - To steal, often with force and fervor.
Did you hear about that white kid who got lost driving through Anacostia? Yeah, he got his car roughed when he stopped to ask for directions.
by jimbob July 23, 2004
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bitch make me a sandwich

what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.
sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.
by jimbob February 15, 2003
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Part-time back syndrome

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.
by jimbob September 21, 2003
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hed

The word "hed" is commonly confused with "head." "Hed" is a synonym for "blow job."
The 98 year old prostitute next door gave my grandpa hed.
by jimbob January 16, 2004
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