Tubesock

While often referred to as the type of sock horny men ejaculate into and do stupid things with afterwards (See other Tubesock related articles), it can also be used to insult your fellow man, or woman, by calling them that which is often jizzed into. See example...

Natalie: I feel so good today.
Nex: You're a Tubesock!
Natalie: Go die, fagmouth

by YeurMauther October 25, 2010

tubesock titties

the elongated, tubular shape that the breasts take on while a female is bent over, riding her partner during intercourse

We were gettin it on, and her tubesock tiities kept smacking me in the face!

by gwenstefani May 25, 2005

Tubesock partyhat

When a man cums into a hat and puts it over the head of loved one or recently met stranger.

John: Would you like me to give you the tubesock partyhat?
Crystal: Sorry, I hate having sticky hair.

by Partyhat wearer April 15, 2009

Montague Tubesock

When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.

Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"

by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008

The Memphis Tubesock

Masturbating with a vomit covered towel

Chuck did "the memphis tubesock" on himself after a long night in Vegas

by fecal plume October 3, 2009

hit me again tubesock

a commercial.
with an old man.
and a sock.
and skittles.
old people.
that get hit with socks <3

HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK LETS GO!!!

by Wild.With.Intension July 30, 2010

Tucson TubeSock

The process in which a "Tucson TubeSock" is Ejaculating "Gizzing" in your best mates "Friends" sock and then quickly smacking them across the face with the sock full of your man chowder. Being which the Tucson TubeSock

That mutha fucka pissed me off so i grabbed his sock while he was sleepin and gave dat mutha fucka a Tucson TubeSock!

by The Angry Goatmaster January 11, 2009