Definitions by gwenstefani

beef curtains 

disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina

Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.

beef curtains by gwenstefani May 25, 2005

tubesock titties 

the elongated, tubular shape that the breasts take on while a female is bent over, riding her partner during intercourse

We were gettin it on, and her tubesock tiities kept smacking me in the face!

tubesock titties by gwenstefani May 25, 2005