Tualatin's population is, in general, so physically attractive that they have no choice but to have sex almost continually. It is a pretty good town, but the commercial ventures suffer from the lack of interest in anything but sex. Sex shops are guaranteed to thrive, although the town is probably nearing its saturation level, so that may not be as profitable in the near future as it once was. An interesting fact about Tualatin is that it is the only walled city in the United States. The mayor implemented the enormous project in 2003 to stop ugly people from migrating into the city limits.

I got approval to go to Tualatin for spring break and it was crazy! I never knew I had so much cum built up inside of me!

tualatin by erOTic December 14, 2008

taladro

Spanish slang that is used in reference to a penis, commonly in Reggaeton. Made an appearance in Eddie Dee's song "El Taladro" featuring Daddy Yankee.

Oye nena ven pa k...pa que te ponga mi taladro!

taladro by str8 truth June 11, 2006

taladega shower

This is when a woman has unprotected anal sex with a man (that she doesn't know)and then he ejaculates on her face.

Jill met Jack on a cruise and that same night they were having unprotected anal sex and just as he was about to come he pulled out and ejaculated all over her face. Jill received a Taladega shower.

taladega shower by soodamnjuicy July 5, 2011

Tualaim

A complex, constructed language spoken mainly in the island nation of Bahariterra and in eastern Virginia.

I speak Tualaim as I am a Tashkiri Bahariterran.

Tualaim by Mia Habibti February 13, 2022

Tualatin

A town in Oregon with a high Spanish population.It is known for being one of the most ghetto places in the Northwest.

White Guy:Shit,I have to go to Tualatin today.
Mexican:Don't be dissin' my hood.

Tualatin by Jesus J. Christ February 15, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026