Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.
- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*
a girl who has a perfect body and is stalked around by fitboys including perverts she's bossy and somtimes quiet.
She like to have a lauhg and can never say no to fun.
The most gorgeous and perfect girl to walk the Earth. She is super funny, and did I mention beautiful? Everyone loves a Tolani! Boys can't resist her and she has the most amazing body ever! There is no comparing yourself to Tolani. Although her name means "lady", it doesn't mean she's that innocent, goody-two-shoes girl that obeys all the rules, she's her own person. She'll do whatever she wants when she wants and the people around her won't want to stop her. she also gets her self into lots of trouble by following the crowed but doesn't really learn from her mistakes.
Alan: "I saw Tolani yesturday"
Ed: "wow ur really lucky"
Tola is a strong, beautiful warrior woman who is almost like a goddess. She is beautiful inside and out. Get you a Tola who can take charge in battle and rock a runway like it's nobody's business. She likes art and is incredibly creative. She's both fantastically intelligent and cool by everyone's standards. She's also everybody's favourite gal. I mean, she's even my favourite gal. She's so hard working and just generally an angel. It'll be hard for anyone to dislike a Tola. Believe you me.
Person Uno: "Is that Tola!"
Person Dos: "No way! I definitely think she fell from heaven!"
Person Tres: "She's basically a Valkyrie! Strong and gorgeous!"
Person Cuatro: "You serious bro? She's way better then any lame ol' Valkyrie."
Person Tres:...
Person Cuatro:"..."
Person Tres: "You'resorightomgI'msosorry!"
...
Person Tres has been smited for disrespecting Tola.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.