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"tsj" is the language thought of by some dutch people, when speaking a person may lengthen the last accent of a word, and add "tsj" to the end of the word, making it sound more fun. This effect is 10 times better when stoned or under any kind of influence.
Brad: "Dude come on, lets smoke a bluuuntsj!"
David:"No, im way to hiiightsj"
tsj by stoneddutchguy March 1, 2019
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Your conversion rate is 100%. TSJ!
TSJ by NLE1991 April 20, 2020
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tsj Tsjuder tsja Tsjardo TSJCL TSJDOOYM tsjeira TSJGR TSJH Tsjibble
A band that plays true black metal!!!!!!!!
No norsecore shit to be found here! By their albums or die!!!! Hail Tsjuder! Hail Nag! Hail Draugluin! Hail Anti-Christian!
No synthesizers, No female vocals, No Fucking Compromises !
Tsjuder by `Yami March 20, 2005

TSJDOOYM 

TSJDOOYM=Take Steve Jobs' Dick Out Of Your Mouth. Useful when pointing out a particularly illogical claim of apple superiority by an apple fanboy.

Not so effective with certain apple fanGIRLS. Perhaps TSJDOOYB=Take Steve Jobs' Dick Out Of Your Butt might work better, but then again, for certain apple fangirls, this will not be a negative. Might be the quickest way to find out this sort of thing, so if you're into that, try it. But not at work. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Steve Jobs, apple fanboy, apple buttboy, apple fanatic, loon, Jobs, fanboy, buttboy, fanatic, loon,
Apple Fanboy; "Apple is just plain better in every way!"

Left-brain or logical or fair person; "Why?"

Apple Fanboy; "They just are."

Left-brain or logical or fair person; "Dude, really? You need to TSJDOOYM."

Steve Jobs, apple fanboy, apple buttboy, apple fanatic, loon,
TSJDOOYM by Captain SuperSarcastic December 2, 2011
An acronym for "This shit just got real"
Shaniah: " Did you hear? Brandon got a job at OUR HUNGRY JACKS!"
Asta: " TSJGR!!!"
TSJGR by YourBetterBestFriend September 2, 2011
Short for the Texas State Junior Classical League, an organization of high school and middle school students focusing on the classical civilizations of Greece and Rome. TSJCL is a chapter of the JCL, the national organization, which itself is a part of the American Classical League.

Individual high schools comprise Areas, which host their own conventions, leading up to a state wide convention lasting 2 days.

Conventions consist of academic categories, art categories, a talent show, a short play competition, athletic competitions, certamen, and overall fun.

TSJCL conventions are filled with superb students from well-known high schools, examples include Health Careers High School, the usual state champions, and Clark High School, the usual second place school.

The members of the TSJCL are a tight community who care deeply about each other and the language of Latin, regardless of sweepstakes results.
*Conversation at a TSJCL convention*
Bill: salve! I'm from San Antonio and compete in grammar! Where are you from?
Joe: salve! I'm from Dallas and compete in mottoes! Nice to meet you!
TSJCL by latin_nerd April 28, 2019
Dont listen to the dickhead above. Its possibly the gayiest band around. Tsjuder? DONT BUY THERE ALBUMS, DONT EVEN SAY THERE NAME. Its just pointless noise. But yes they are a band if thats what you must call them.
That Tsjuder bands really shit
Tsjuder by Brett McEwen December 28, 2005
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