TSJDOOYM=Take Steve Jobs' Dick Out Of Your Mouth. Useful when pointing out a particularly illogical claim of apple superiority by an apple fanboy.

Not so effective with certain apple fanGIRLS. Perhaps TSJDOOYB=Take Steve Jobs' Dick Out Of Your Butt might work better, but then again, for certain apple fangirls, this will not be a negative. Might be the quickest way to find out this sort of thing, so if you're into that, try it. But not at work. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods