Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Tigered
Knowing that your girlfriend is snooping around on you, checking your cellphone, Facebook, MySpace, e-mail, etc. to find any sign that you might be unfaithful/cheating on her (whether true or otherwise).
I caught my girlfriend hacking in to my Facebook account and looking at "Photos of Me", I totally got Tigered.
Tigered by sdooW regiT December 11, 2009
Related Words
Tigered
Tigered: When the white woman you're married to, finds out you've had sex with more than 10 other white women in a period of 2 months and beats your ass with a golf club.
Tigered
1. v. the act of being cheated on
2. v. can also refer not only to the act of being cheated on, but also to the painful retaliation against said cheater, generally involving a golf club and a good arm.
etymology: taken from the English pronoun "Tiger", a famous golfer bearing the surname "Woods", who two-timed on his gorgeous wife.
2. v. can also refer not only to the act of being cheated on, but also to the painful retaliation against said cheater, generally involving a golf club and a good arm.
etymology: taken from the English pronoun "Tiger", a famous golfer bearing the surname "Woods", who two-timed on his gorgeous wife.
1. Jennifer was ticked when she found out Brad had tigered her with Angelina.
2. Carrie Underwood tigered an unspecified male's car in the chart-topping single, "Before He Cheats"
2. Carrie Underwood tigered an unspecified male's car in the chart-topping single, "Before He Cheats"
Tigered by CatcherOfRye December 5, 2009
Tigered
1. An act of aggression directed towards one's spouse or partner involving a golf club as a response to said spouse/partner's indulgence in extramarital hanky panky.
2. Any act of spousal retribution with an object that in someway adds irony to the situation.
2. Any act of spousal retribution with an object that in someway adds irony to the situation.
Elin tigered Tiger's car after discovering that he had several mistresses
Sally tigered her husband, the plumber, with a toilet brush after she found out that he'd been sleeping with the pizza delivery man.
Sally tigered her husband, the plumber, with a toilet brush after she found out that he'd been sleeping with the pizza delivery man.
Tigered by tigerwoman December 13, 2009
Tigered
Sally "the slut" Smith was always into tiger. One day she was walking through Asia, happened upon a tiger, and got tigered.
Tigered by JacksonSmith March 11, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"