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Relating to the word 'varsity,' tryouts is when a girl who has had sex, will take a guy's virginity to see if he made varsity, JV, or freshman.
Girl: "I wonder if Aaron is good at sex."

Other Girl: "I don't know, we'll just have bring him to tryouts and see."
Tryouts by Skim Piff December 21, 2013
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Hockey tryouts 

The act of a UPS worker breaking fictitious jams. Using the Shepards hook to move a single package off the belt
Hockey tryouts by Smellypein March 19, 2025

clown school tryouts 

When coaching a little league baseball team, the team forgets everything they were taught in practice. Other team running around the bases while your team falls to pieces like clowns in a circus and parents going wild like a three ring circus.

Inspired by role model hero Billy Bob Thornton in classic film Bad News Bears.
Team. You guys look ridiculous out there last inning. This is baseball, not clown school tryouts. Now get you heads out of your asses and PLAY BALL.
clown school tryouts by Jbjr4vols August 13, 2024

Troutsauced 

Taking a trip to Colorado to ski, but spending the entire week in the bar drinking, screaming, and blowing coke while acting like a belligerent fucking degenerate ass.
Dirty Mike, let's head up north to the slopes and shred gnar gnar pow pow and then get troutsauced with some young snow bunnies later!
Troutsauced by Powshredder April 25, 2016
In competitive gaming, a tryout (or try-out) is a match or time period that a team holds for a player in order for them to join. This can involve 1v1 matches, casual games or even scrims. If the player proved good enough, they may join the team.
Person 1: Dude, I managed to earn a tryout at the team I've been looking to join for MONTHS!
Person 2: Congrats! I hope it all goes well! Tge last thing you'd want is a smurf.
Tryout by BTS4ever November 2, 2019
A man who promotes and lives a life of leisure with friends and family. A leisure enthusiast who's dedicated to bettering the community around him and assisting fellow troutsman with all leisurely endevours.
That fellow troutsman sure does like his mini cheeseburgers.

A Troutsman endulges in such leisurely activites as; Frisbee Golf, Bocce, Picnics, Poker, Bird Watching, Kube, Whiffle Golf, Darts, Snow and H2O Activites, other variations of the Golfing world (or lifestyle if you will) and of course Theme Parties, Fund Raisers and Food Drives to better the surrounding communities!

A Troutsmen basks in any and all of natures luxuries around him!
a free sample provided by a grocery store, for the purposing of trying out a product before you buy it
My favorite part about Costco is definitely the tryouts!
tryout by rwbb April 24, 2010
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