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trump troll 

A person who is incapable of rational thought but feels the need to post trump propaganda without any ability to check it fir factuality. Will defend position with cursing and threats. Displays ignorance, racism and disdain for humanity.

Blames their life problems on liberals and immigrants, esprcially people of color.
Had to block one if my best friends from high school, he’sbecome a trump troll.
trump troll by robgobblin February 10, 2019
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Trump Toll

The number of avoidable corona infections and deaths, and the number of jobs lost, businesses destroyed, and futures compromised or shattered due to the ineptitude of Donald J. Trump, whose selfish actions and inactions make him the worst US president or head of state in modern history.
Trump toll shows that good governance, not developed public infrastructure, is the variable that determines the success or failure for a country in containing the coronavirus crisis.
Trump Toll by MathPlus February 16, 2021

Trump Trolled 

1) When you have been trolled into believing or questioning that what you did was not a product of your actions.

2) When you have been trolled to the maximum; trolled beyond all recognition.

3) When you are trolled into doing something that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

4) When someone trolls you by contradicting their original statement, then argues the contradicted point for as long as possible, confusing you on their actual standpoint.
1) Guy 1: Yeah! I sniped that guy across the map!

Guy 2: Nope, that was my gun, and my bullet, so that kill was mine. You just held the gun in position as I pulled the trigger.

2) Guy 1: Obama is from Kenya, those papers are fake.

Guy 2: No way in hell! Those papers are real!

Guy 1: Nope, not happening, its fake.

Guy 2: You are retarded!

Guy 3: Relax man, he just Trump Trolled you.

3) Guy 1: Hey kid, wanna buy this quarter for a dollar?

Guy 2: No, that is dumb.

Guy 1: This quarter will be worth 7$ dollars next week.

Guy 2: Oh yeah, right, lemme buy it!

4) Guy 1: I hate halo!

Guy 2: Why? Your just a hater.

Guy 1: I hate Halo but Sargent Johnson didn't die.

Guy 2: What... How would you know... and he did die!

Guy 1: Nope, no way in hell, your wrong, he lived.

Guy 2: He died on the last mission, you see his memorial!

Guy 1: Nope, your wrong, you imagined all of that.

Guy 2: *Rage quits*

Trump trolled 

Is when you post some blatant bullshit without fact checking and sing your blind loyalty to him to the tune of never gonna give you up.

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you go

Never gonna take the side of a libtard

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna make you cry

I’ll always believe your lies even if it hurts me .
Ultra MAGA “Man fuck Brandon and these gas prices he should open the pipeline back up “
Libtard “Bro that pipeline wouldn’t even be completely opened until 2026 and only carry Canadian tar sands for export making no impact on American gas prices. Not to mention it was only an extension spur of a large already operating system.

Ultra MAGA “ that’s fake news bro LETS GO BRANDON, LETS GO BRANDON, LETS GO BRANDON!!!”
Libtard “ bro you’ve been Trump trolled with that bullshit “.
Trump trolled by Bro212 March 26, 2023
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