Truffled 

The feeling when you get high, you feel fluffy, soft and warm. But you're definitely high af

Man, that blunt has me truffled

Truffled by White cockatoo December 4, 2020

truffled 

being surprised by the cost of a lunch bill (expected to pay 1,000 and paid 5,000)

I went to lunch and was truffled.

truffled by charie andmfksmd June 30, 2023

Truffled 

When you are having sex and, at the point of climax, your dog or other pet sticks their cold nose in your butt.

The Wife and I were going at it last night and the dog stuck their nose in my butt as I came. My dog was sniffing around my butt like a pig searching for a truffle.

My dog Truffled me last night.

Truffled by Riddler3 January 13, 2024

Truffles 

Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché "Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then"

The members of the football pool were so happy when Isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “Truffles is back again, he talks shit about subjects he knows nothing about but Truffles comes in last place every damn week, easy money!”

Truffles by Giggles T. Clown September 21, 2014

Truffle Mustard

Slang for gonorrhea. Interchangeable with "the clap."

"that bitch gave me truffle mustard"

Truffle Mustard by jfef69 November 6, 2018

No Bake Oreo Truffles 

When a guy dusts his balls in crushed up Oreo cookies (using semen as an adhesive) and proceeds to dunk them into the mouth of another individual while their mouth is filled with milk.

Carrie let me feed her some no bake oreo truffles last night after I got my nut off.

No Bake Oreo Truffles by Bitch Honey July 15, 2020

Super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle 

the most insulating sentence that a person can say to someone.

You are a super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle headass!

Super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle by Theledgend 37 May 13, 2019