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The feeling when you get high, you feel fluffy, soft and warm. But you're definitely high af

Man, that blunt has me truffled

Truffled by White cockatoo December 4, 2020

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truffled

being surprised by the cost of a lunch bill (expected to pay 1,000 and paid 5,000)

I went to lunch and was truffled.

truffled by charie andmfksmd June 30, 2023

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Truffled

When you are having sex and, at the point of climax, your dog or other pet sticks their cold nose in your butt.

The Wife and I were going at it last night and the dog stuck their nose in my butt as I came. My dog was sniffing around my butt like a pig searching for a truffle.

My dog Truffled me last night.

Truffled by Riddler3 January 13, 2024

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Truffles

Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché "Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then"

The members of the football pool were so happy when Isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “Truffles is back again, he talks shit about subjects he knows nothing about but Truffles comes in last place every damn week, easy money!”

Truffles by Giggles T. Clown September 21, 2014

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Truffle Mustard

Slang for gonorrhea. Interchangeable with "the clap."

"that bitch gave me truffle mustard"

Truffle Mustard by jfef69 November 6, 2018

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No Bake Oreo Truffles

When a guy dusts his balls in crushed up Oreo cookies (using semen as an adhesive) and proceeds to dunk them into the mouth of another individual while their mouth is filled with milk.

Carrie let me feed her some no bake oreo truffles last night after I got my nut off.

No Bake Oreo Truffles by Bitch Honey July 15, 2020

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Super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle

the most insulating sentence that a person can say to someone.

You are a super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle headass!

Super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle by Theledgend 37 May 13, 2019

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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