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The feeling when you get high, you feel fluffy, soft and warm. But you're definitely high af

Man, that blunt has me truffled

Truffled by White cockatoo December 4, 2020

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truffled

being surprised by the cost of a lunch bill (expected to pay 1,000 and paid 5,000)

I went to lunch and was truffled.

truffled by charie andmfksmd June 30, 2023

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Truffled

When you are having sex and, at the point of climax, your dog or other pet sticks their cold nose in your butt.

The Wife and I were going at it last night and the dog stuck their nose in my butt as I came. My dog was sniffing around my butt like a pig searching for a truffle.

My dog Truffled me last night.

Truffled by Riddler3 January 13, 2024

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Truffles

Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché "Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then"

The members of the football pool were so happy when Isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “Truffles is back again, he talks shit about subjects he knows nothing about but Truffles comes in last place every damn week, easy money!”

Truffles by Giggles T. Clown September 21, 2014

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Truffle Mustard

Slang for gonorrhea. Interchangeable with "the clap."

"that bitch gave me truffle mustard"

Truffle Mustard by jfef69 November 6, 2018

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No Bake Oreo Truffles

When a guy dusts his balls in crushed up Oreo cookies (using semen as an adhesive) and proceeds to dunk them into the mouth of another individual while their mouth is filled with milk.

Carrie let me feed her some no bake oreo truffles last night after I got my nut off.

No Bake Oreo Truffles by Bitch Honey July 15, 2020

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Super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle

the most insulating sentence that a person can say to someone.

You are a super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle headass!

Super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle by Theledgend 37 May 13, 2019

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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