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Turdament 

A rest room encounter in which two stalled bathroom attendees are both faced with a desire to NOT beat the opposing attendee to the finish line (often called the flush line).

The courteous stall attendee will wait for the opposing, earlier arriving squat jockey to flush before making his/or her pioneering lunge towards the flush line. This thankfully prevents said lunge from becoming recognizable by two of the five senses of the unwitting number two participant.

A rare phenomenon called a Turdament occurs when neither stalwart bung vendor have had a chance to advance their cause. Both sit in incommodious silence while their equally taciturn cube mate continues to clinch harder than a vice grip.

The Turdament winner is crowned with the crapshooter who is able to hold out longer than a fat chick at a salad bar, and more importantly, their opponent.
Hey Tim, you'll never believe how long I had to sit and wait before I won a Turdament today. My lower intestine was more uncomfortable than a lengthy pelvic examination performed by a man with two wooden hands.
Turdament by unitedstains September 12, 2013
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Turdament 

When you walk into a public restroom and all the stalls are occupied.
When you walk into a public restroom and all the stalls are occupied. "Damn dude, There must be a TURDament going on!"
Turdament by vegasRedDevil April 18, 2017

Tadamien 

A guy whose real and whole-hearted. He’s the type you can trust and he’ll never switch up. He’s sweet, kind, smart, respectful, and charming. His name is so unorthodox that you can’t find his name in any other place, that’s how special he is! You can always count on him when you need him the most. He’s different from all guys, he’s a mystery, and loyal. You will definitely regret losing him as a friend and lover. He’s really quiet at first, but when you get to know him, he’s really funny and goofy!

Tadamien, if you ever find this a girl likes you probably stalking you but she won’t admit it.
“Girl, I found this one guy at the mall and you won’t believe what his name is!”

“What’s his name?”

“Tadamien, I never had that name before!
“Me neither”
Tadamien by Thought you was safe November 22, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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