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Troylet
n. any non-collegiate resident (usu. of high-school age) of Troy, NY
{charaterized by their inherent propensity towards vandalism, skateboarding, hoodlumitude, and their complete and overall uselessness}
related words:
Troy
troylets
toilets
troylet-hoes
troyletbashing
antonyms:
Trojan
{charaterized by their inherent propensity towards vandalism, skateboarding, hoodlumitude, and their complete and overall uselessness}
related words:
Troy
troylets
toilets
troylet-hoes
troyletbashing
antonyms:
Trojan
-One of those damn troylets ripped off my bike!
-You're ugly enough to be a troylet.
-They installed the security gates to keep the troylets out.
-Look, on the crosswalk, its a troylet! Ten points!
-You're ugly enough to be a troylet.
-They installed the security gates to keep the troylets out.
-Look, on the crosswalk, its a troylet! Ten points!
Troylet by The Evil Monkey December 3, 2003
Troylet
A barbarian tribe native to Troy, New York. They possess a unique language and a distinct culture known as hooliganism. Troylets are generally satisfied with their lives and have no interest in leaving their ancestral homeland. Or getting jobs. Or treating women with civility.
Troylets often participate in barbarian raids on Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, a rich, fortified settlement deep within their territory. These raids are typically repelled by the campus militia, known as Public Safety. On occasion, the Troylet raiding parties make it as far as "The Union," one of RPI's most potent defenses, where they are lured into attempting skateboard tricks and subsequently knocking their teeth out and otherwise injuring themselves.
Troylets often participate in barbarian raids on Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, a rich, fortified settlement deep within their territory. These raids are typically repelled by the campus militia, known as Public Safety. On occasion, the Troylet raiding parties make it as far as "The Union," one of RPI's most potent defenses, where they are lured into attempting skateboard tricks and subsequently knocking their teeth out and otherwise injuring themselves.
troylet
A young, worthless resident of Troy, New York, who is destined to grow up to be a ward of the state, just like their mother and several possible fathers. Typically a "student" at Troy High who spends more time stealing hubcaps on the RPI campus and failing to land skateboard tricks at the Union than he does either in class or at home. Often tries to communicate with passing innocents, without much success.
Troylet
Someone who was born and raised in Troy, NY. They are commonly found beating up, throwing eggs at, or harrassing the dorks that are found at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, who then return to their dorm rooms to clean themselves off and write about their awful experiences on urbandictionary.com. They then proceed to cry themselves to sleep hoping the Troylets won't strike at them again within the coming weeks.
Troylets enjoy:
-Drinkin' 40's of cheap malt liquor then throwing the empty bottles at the heads of unsuspecting RPI Pep Band players with their heads already lowered on account of their most recent hockey loss to another unranked opponent.
-Dowsing the new business suits of RPI students with sour milk as they walk innocently to their job interviews.
-Drinkin' 40's of cheap malt liquor then throwing the empty bottles at the heads of unsuspecting RPI Pep Band players with their heads already lowered on account of their most recent hockey loss to another unranked opponent.
-Dowsing the new business suits of RPI students with sour milk as they walk innocently to their job interviews.
Troylet
n. A non-collegiate resident of Troy, NY displaying a complete lack of intelligence or social graces. Often the product of inbreeding. Parents may be sister and brother, sister and father, brother and mother, aunt and grandfather, etc. Is often identified by one or more of the following characteristics: obesity, blank facial expression, missing teeth, drooling, and extreme stench. Often a forth or fifth generation welfare recipient. Recreational activities include vandalism and other petty crimes. Make country folk from Appalachia seem urbane by comparison.
"I just ran over another Troylet. Oh well."
"That Troylet just peed on my car."
"She is a high class Troylet." (Referring to a teenage prostitute working out of the Super 8 motel.)
"I think I just found the missing link. Sorry, it was just a Troylet."
"Recent Amoeba research may shed some light on Troylet behavior."
"Now that is a Troylet's feast." (Referring to a full dumpster.)
"Troy wouldn't be nearly as bad were it not for the Troylets."
"Can you believe that great grandmother is only 41 years old? She must be a Troylet."
"That Troylet just peed on my car."
"She is a high class Troylet." (Referring to a teenage prostitute working out of the Super 8 motel.)
"I think I just found the missing link. Sorry, it was just a Troylet."
"Recent Amoeba research may shed some light on Troylet behavior."
"Now that is a Troylet's feast." (Referring to a full dumpster.)
"Troy wouldn't be nearly as bad were it not for the Troylets."
"Can you believe that great grandmother is only 41 years old? She must be a Troylet."
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