n. A
non-collegiate resident of Troy, NY displaying a complete lack of intelligence or social graces. Often the product of inbreeding.
Parents may be sister and brother, sister and
father, brother and mother, aunt and grandfather, etc. Is often identified by one or more of the following characteristics: obesity, blank facial expression, missing teeth, drooling, and extreme stench. Often a forth or fifth generation welfare recipient. Recreational activities include vandalism and other petty crimes. Make country folk from Appalachia seem urbane by comparison.
"I just ran over another Troylet. Oh well."
"That Troylet just peed on my
car."
"She is a high class Troylet." (Referring to a teenage prostitute working out of the Super 8 motel.)
"I think I just found the missing link.
Sorry, it was just a Troylet."
"Recent Amoeba research
may shed some light on Troylet behavior."
"Now that is a Troylet's feast." (Referring to a full dumpster.)
"Troy wouldn't be nearly as
bad were it not for the Troylets."
"Can you believe that great grandmother is only
41 years old? She must be a Troylet."