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trout mouth heathen 

A rude, obnoxious, overboverbearing, disrespectful, arrogant, scandalous, shady, rank, person who will do and say anything to attract any attention to satisfy the need to be seen. Just stankness!! Perferrablity juvenile but can filter into the 20's and a few heathens who make it to old age.
Last time I checked, it did not say Facebook was a dating site, 900 talk dirty, or Hustler, Penthouse or anything in that category. DO NOT get up here knowing me all of 5 minutes and ask for a pic or send me your Vienna Sausage. Damn trout mouth heathen!!! If your 17 Ima send it to your Mom, if your 20 to 39 your wife or girlfriend will get it, if your older your Mom will get it cause yiu know we know you still live there!! That's so DISGUSTING & DISRESPECTFUL!!!! By the power invested in me I pronounce you blocked, deleted, and reported. :)

trout mouth 

A person whos lips look like a gaint pussy and is complaining
I wish your trout mouth would shut up and quit bitching
trout mouth by Ryan Johnson January 8, 2005

trout mouth 

A motherfucker who never stops running there mouth and or talking shit usually women but can be men also.
So me and felicia was kicking it and that trout mouth bitch was talking mad shit bruh. Look like she was breathing thru the shit she talks. So I was like bye felicia.
trout mouth by ImaxNClimax September 4, 2016

trout mouth 

Describes the sticky, pungent taste in your mouth that follows a long night of drinking after which you take home the nastiest, dirtiest, filthfest of a woman and proceed to engage in such things as sixty-nines and deep tongue splunking with her.

The only known cure for trout mouth is long oral wash with white vinegar (do NOT try toothpaste, the taste of trout and mint will surly cause vomiting) and a REALLY long shower. Assuming of course that you've already gone home or -if the act took place at your house- ejected the culprit from your home.
"A good friend would NOT have let me take THAT home. I woke up with the worst case of trout mouth today. You evil son-of-a-bitch."
trout mouth by Cracka61 December 1, 2006

trout mouth 

A bitch that sucks dick for a bindle and still doesn't pay off the bill.
Trout mouth stripper! You worked all week and still don't have my money for that bag! Where's the baby powder?
trout mouth by cynthia102981 February 19, 2011

trout mouth 

A female with questionable morals pertaining to sex and sexual attention. Usually spotted wearing little or provocative clothing. Synonyms include slut, prostitute, tramp.
Wow Haley is such a trout mouth, she hooked up with John and Steve last night.
trout mouth by h.s.bubbles August 26, 2013
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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