trogladites

A family of trailerpark imbred trogs welfare recipients, who typically live with their children. Fat woman and skinny man, usually drunk, who give a new meaning to the phrase "bottomfeeder". Typically have Summer Teeth, some'er here, some'er there.

Hey Brian, did you just see the family of Trogladites man they could eat corn thtough a pickett fence.

by brian August 31, 2005

trogladite

A mutant creature so vile, its very presence causes famine, slavery and apartheid. Extreme cases result in genocide.

Jenny was the trogladite at Dave's party. Nine months after the party, Hitler was born.

by Concerned Males Everywhere January 9, 2011

Trogladyte

a red neck and/or crack snorting alcoholic who spends most of their time in WalMart buying discount paper towels and eating at the ketchup packets at the McDonalds in the store.
they usually drive an astro van packed with six of their illegitamate love children, none of which wear pants or shoes.

that Trogladyte took all the free cheese from the deli, damnit!

by justineunit November 3, 2008

trogladite

a female who has been generously whipped with the ugly stick.

Fuck! Look at that trogladite!

by sam spiller October 9, 2003

troglodite

Out of date, reclusive, cave dweller,

Holy troglodite batman, it's you!

by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003

troglodite

piss poor and without a hope in the world, these subterranean creatures of the night are usually unsightly and unkempt, always looking for cheap poon, and can't speak in an intelligible manner.

get wawy from me, troglodite!

by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003

trogladite

From the prehistoric insects that lived in caves, troglodite is someone who is "out of it," or not "up" on pop culture.

He's such a trogladite; he hasn't even seen the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.

by Collectiboy January 13, 2006