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trogladites 

A family of trailerpark imbred trogs welfare recipients, who typically live with their children. Fat woman and skinny man, usually drunk, who give a new meaning to the phrase "bottomfeeder". Typically have Summer Teeth, some'er here, some'er there.
Hey Brian, did you just see the family of Trogladites man they could eat corn thtough a pickett fence.
trogladites by brian August 31, 2005
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trogladite 

A mutant creature so vile, its very presence causes famine, slavery and apartheid. Extreme cases result in genocide.
Jenny was the trogladite at Dave's party. Nine months after the party, Hitler was born.

Trogladyte 

a red neck and/or crack snorting alcoholic who spends most of their time in WalMart buying discount paper towels and eating at the ketchup packets at the McDonalds in the store.
they usually drive an astro van packed with six of their illegitamate love children, none of which wear pants or shoes.
that Trogladyte took all the free cheese from the deli, damnit!
Trogladyte by justineunit November 3, 2008

trogladite 

a female who has been generously whipped with the ugly stick.
Fuck! Look at that trogladite!
trogladite by sam spiller October 9, 2003

troglodite 

Holy troglodite batman, it's you!
troglodite by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003

troglodite 

piss poor and without a hope in the world, these subterranean creatures of the night are usually unsightly and unkempt, always looking for cheap poon, and can't speak in an intelligible manner.
get wawy from me, troglodite!

trogladite 

From the prehistoric insects that lived in caves, troglodite is someone who is "out of it," or not "up" on pop culture.
He's such a trogladite; he hasn't even seen the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.
trogladite by Collectiboy January 13, 2006