trogladite

A mutant creature so vile, its very presence causes famine, slavery and apartheid. Extreme cases result in genocide.

Jenny was the trogladite at Dave's party. Nine months after the party, Hitler was born.

by Concerned Males Everywhere January 9, 2011

trogladite

a female who has been generously whipped with the ugly stick.

Fuck! Look at that trogladite!

by sam spiller October 9, 2003

trogladite

From the prehistoric insects that lived in caves, troglodite is someone who is "out of it," or not "up" on pop culture.

He's such a trogladite; he hasn't even seen the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.

by Collectiboy January 13, 2006

trogladites

A family of trailerpark imbred trogs welfare recipients, who typically live with their children. Fat woman and skinny man, usually drunk, who give a new meaning to the phrase "bottomfeeder". Typically have Summer Teeth, some'er here, some'er there.

Hey Brian, did you just see the family of Trogladites man they could eat corn thtough a pickett fence.

by brian August 31, 2005

trogladite

The only known species capable of withstanding the stench of the cropolyte, especially when engaging in coitus.

Damn Laura better start looking for a trogladite or else her species dies with her

by JohnnyHR July 11, 2006

trogladite

Noun

Lazy and gross person, who is also a total douche.

Stop eating Cheetos, turn off Jersey Shore, put on a shirt, and get your ass off the couch you trogladite!

I was planning on studying for finals, but instead I'm being a trogladite.

by BearOnAUnicylce1922 March 18, 2016

Trogladite

A Devolving idiot who is oblivious to anything going on

You Trogladite What are you doing!?

by IATCA w0rds April 19, 2021