Contains 25% man, 50% heavy
metal, 10% bacon, and 25%
badass.
Package includes a 12g combat shotgun, a case of Keystone Light, a pair of black cut-off shorts, and a pair of Emporio Armani reading glasses.
Every purchase comes with a free bottle of McCormick's Vodka. (Please drink responsibly.)
Must be atleast a quarter Viking to purchase.
Warning! When exposed to large amounts of alcohol, Travisio
may become oblivious to its surroundings and
may attempt to headbutt EVERYTHING.
Does not require batteries.