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When you laugh so hard that you urinate slightly creating a visible wet patch on your trousers.
'What's the matter Steve?'

'I think I just trittled a bit'

'Let's have a look..Ohhhh yes you have a bit'

'Don't worry we've all had a good trittle at some point'

'One of the shit things about being old is that you're always gonna worry about visible trittle'
Trittle by babadobey January 4, 2010
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one of those dust bunnies/strings you find on your clothes
After eating, Monica found that the white linen napkin had left a number of trittles on her skirt.
trittle by Lawchick December 15, 2008
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(noun) a piece of lint or string found on an item of clothing
Monica found a number of trittles left on her skirt by the linen napkin.
trittle by Lawchick July 20, 2008

Tittlerism 

Tittlerism is a word used to describe a person who verbally attacks another person or a group of people because of their race but denies that they are a racist. They make generalizations and stereotype but think that it is okay because in this persons mind, everybody else agrees with them.
People with tittlerism have personality disorders. They are narcissistic and hypocritical, a true sociopath.

The term "tittlerism" originated on twitter
"People who belong to that culture are bullies and they're inbred, all of them. They never invented anything but lies in over 400 years, but I'm not a racist, I'm only saying what other people are afraid to say." #Tittlerism
Tittlerism by adulfff166 June 3, 2013
A tritzle is that little bit of puke that drips out of your mouth after you throw up - usually from drinking too much.
Wipe that tritzle off your chin before you go back in the club.
tritzle by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009

Tittle Cake

a small, delicious, and utterly irresistible block of congealed diacritical marks.

comes from a scrumptious combination of the words "tittle" (the dot over an 'i' or 'j') and "cake" (delicious)

it is often used because of how inappropriate and funny it sounds when in reality it is simply a fun thing to say to friends.
1. "A tittle cake always has 3 candles"

2. "Hey, guess what."
"What?"
"Tittle cake."
"Haha!"
Tittle Cake by fourthcandle March 19, 2009
Ciricidin Cough & Cold Tablets, These are a highly potent dissociative legal drug that come in the form of small red tablets that resemble skittles. The term trittles comes from a person inebriated by this mind expanding agent, who slurred "I'm skipping on trittles."
I can't believe Uuuurrrkk always gets away with stealing trittles from walgreens
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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