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twitching hour 

The hour between 3:00 AM and 4:00 AM PST when Donald Trump tweets his craziest shit.
The twitching hour struck twice this week when the Donald first tweeted that Obama had wiretapped him and then later twitched it to the British actually doing it.
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Twitching 

Simping and defending a very popular e-girl that has a reputation for doing horrible shit online. Basically white knighting women that should burn in hell.
I can't believe Twitch is still twitching for Alinity, dude.
Twitching by A random nobody :) August 3, 2020

trichinosis

A disease caused by eating undercooked meat, usually pork, that contains trichinae, which develop as adults in the intestines and as larvae in the muscles, causing intestinal disorders, fever, nausea, muscular pain, and edema of the face.
If you eat that raw meat, you may get trichinosis.
trichinosis by Dan November 30, 2003

Twitching the curtain

Gary, You and the lads will have to make your own tea tonight, I've got an hour before Coronation Street and I'm gonna spend it twitching the curtain.
Twitching the curtain by Pezzatron February 24, 2011

Finger Twitching 

A reference to rapper Fivio Foreign’s verse in song “Zoo York” by Lil Tjay (feat. Pop Smoke & Fivio Foreign). In his feature, Fivio Foreign raps, “I know they an opp ‘cause my finger keep twitchin’” (Fivio Foreign). Therefore as aforementioned, someone’s finger twitching means you are an opp.
An example of this phrase in a sentence is:

Friend 1: Splashes dirt on Friend 2 shoes.
Friend 2: “My finger twitching
Friend 1: (Cries knowing they are an opp)

Twitchinese

Twitchinese is an uncomprehendable english sub dialect spewed out by a substance abusing sketched out stressball with Turret's. It is usually void of consonents but full of fragmented sentences and slurring blended vowels. Usually ends up in a remark about fucking your mother.
Lasabaduhda, a ha ha ha, subadoo an all the people say, HA! -James Brown from Delerious. Don Vito from Viva La Bam speaks a form of Twitchinese. This elusive mammal is found in Kelowna B.C. and is more missunderstood than the Ogopogo.
Twitchinese by Shroby April 3, 2007