Tristanium

if (not/else) = not tristanium;
then (is/true) = tristanium.
Specific to kids named Tryston or Tristan.

"Cool it on the Tristanium, Tristan.

by N3G@71V3zero January 16, 2025

tristanium

Extremely dumb metal that cannot be used for literally anything. It is absolutely useless, just like the dumb name that it's been given.

Hey what are we going to do with all that tristanium? A piece of shit would be more useful.

by Topkektrump August 15, 2017