tristan's mom

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that lady over there is a milf
I know, thats Tristan's Mom

tristan's mom by christianissussypoopoo July 28, 2021

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Tristan's penis

a dissapointingly small penis that barely even gives pleasure to the user

We finally had sex but he had a Tristan's penis so it probably would've been better if we didn't

Tristan's penis by totally not tristan February 23, 2022

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Tristan Santos

Tristan Santos is one of the rarest girls you’ll ever meet. As Tristan is a uncommon girl name, Tristan will be and uncommon girl herself. She is sweet, hilarious, and makes you feel right. They’ll never be a dull moment when she’s around! But, she hides her feelings deep inside of her and struggles to open up to herself. She is a good student and will be the light of your life.

Guy: Tristan Santos is one of the most unique girls I’ve ever met.
Other Guy: Yea man. She’s pretty legit.

Tristan Santos by chxrli November 30, 2019

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Tristan Sullivan

Tristan, is a man who posses the ugliest traits of them all. tristan tends to be quite a loser. people only like tristan as he is good at video games and he is so ugly that he is funny. Tristan will never have any hope finding a female partner and wants to suck bailey browns tits.

"Oh no is that tristan sullivan"
"yeah, he is soooo ugly"

Tristan Sullivan by Gary's Tennis Coaching March 24, 2019