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Tristan's penis

a dissapointingly small penis that barely even gives pleasure to the user
We finally had sex but he had a Tristan's penis so it probably would've been better if we didn't

Tristan Santos 

Tristan Santos is one of the rarest girls you’ll ever meet. As Tristan is a uncommon girl name, Tristan will be and uncommon girl herself. She is sweet, hilarious, and makes you feel right. They’ll never be a dull moment when she’s around! But, she hides her feelings deep inside of her and struggles to open up to herself. She is a good student and will be the light of your life.
Guy: Tristan Santos is one of the most unique girls I’ve ever met.
Other Guy: Yea man. She’s pretty legit.
Tristan Santos by chxrli November 30, 2019

Tristan Sullivan 

Tristan, is a man who posses the ugliest traits of them all. tristan tends to be quite a loser. people only like tristan as he is good at video games and he is so ugly that he is funny. Tristan will never have any hope finding a female partner and wants to suck bailey browns tits.
"Oh no is that tristan sullivan"
"yeah, he is soooo ugly"

Tristan Syndrome 

When someone is acting like a nena (little girl) and being gay by not taking opportunities to fornicate with women
Bob: why didn't josh have sex with Lisa?
James: I don't know he's been acting like a girl lately i think he has Tristan Syndrome
Tristan Syndrome by Hangoner February 4, 2013

Tristan Salmon 

A sexy ass nigga Who watches one peice and is horrible at every single game he touches
Yo I don't want to play with Tristan Salmon he is so trash
Tristan Salmon by SuburbanED July 18, 2021

Tristan Sanchez-Alex

A big dick daddy who is athletic as fuck and cute.
Random big booty bitch: He's so hot, he's definitely a Tristan Sanchez-Alex