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Tristan's penis
Tristan's penis by totally not tristan February 23, 2022
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Tristan Santos
Tristan Santos is one of the rarest girls you’ll ever meet. As Tristan is a uncommon girl name, Tristan will be and uncommon girl herself. She is sweet, hilarious, and makes you feel right. They’ll never be a dull moment when she’s around! But, she hides her feelings deep inside of her and struggles to open up to herself. She is a good student and will be the light of your life.
Guy: Tristan Santos is one of the most unique girls I’ve ever met.
Other Guy: Yea man. She’s pretty legit.
Other Guy: Yea man. She’s pretty legit.
Tristan Santos by chxrli November 30, 2019
Tristan Sullivan
Tristan, is a man who posses the ugliest traits of them all. tristan tends to be quite a loser. people only like tristan as he is good at video games and he is so ugly that he is funny. Tristan will never have any hope finding a female partner and wants to suck bailey browns tits.
Tristan Sullivan by Gary's Tennis Coaching March 24, 2019
Tristan Syndrome
When someone is acting like a nena (little girl) and being gay by not taking opportunities to fornicate with women
Bob: why didn't josh have sex with Lisa?
James: I don't know he's been acting like a girl lately i think he has Tristan Syndrome
James: I don't know he's been acting like a girl lately i think he has Tristan Syndrome
Tristan Syndrome by Hangoner February 4, 2013
Tristan Salmon
Tristan Salmon by SuburbanED July 18, 2021
Tristan Sanchez-Alex
Tristan Sanchez-Alex by Every Bitch March 9, 2022
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