3 definitions by Gary's Tennis Coaching

Tristan, is a man who posses the ugliest traits of them all. tristan tends to be quite a loser. people only like tristan as he is good at video games and he is so ugly that he is funny. Tristan will never have any hope finding a female partner and wants to suck bailey browns tits.

Typically, a female hangs from an object whilst the sexual partner shoves a banana up their anal or vaginal cavity

this describes when your sexual partner does a handstand, then you place your head in between their cheeks and they fart (only use for top tier sexual pleasure)