A person that:
* has all the traits of being dumb, useless, lazy, bald, inconsiderate, ugly, fake
*Smells like a black person
*Has a 3inch penis
*Is a closet gay that dresses like a woman and jacks off to himself in the mirror
*Picks his nose and eats the boogers
*Is cruel to and abuses animals
*Beats women

Smells like Triphon

Triphon by Hufkens January 15, 2017

triplond

When someone is such an amazing person that the word perfect isn't good enough.

Guy 1: Do you know Hannah?
Guy 2: No who is she?
Guy 1: Dude she's a real triplond! Shes so amazing!
Guy 2:Wow I have to meet her then

triplond by BigBoiJohn November 16, 2017

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triphonest

another deez nuts joke

hey you acking like triphonest rn
who tf is triphonest
triphonest dick (trip on this dick)

triphonest by H_baby May 20, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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