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Turd trimester 

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.
As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.
Turd trimester by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010
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Third Trimester Threesome 

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.
I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.

Darren Trumeter 

Basic:Darren is 26 years old and has been a member of the The Whitest Kids U'Know for almost 3 years. He grew up a military brat, living in numerous cities around the country and even Germany for 4 years. He started acting at the age of 9 and has been in more than 40 plays. In 1999, Darren left Texas to pursue the writing and directing of film in New York City. While working on an independent film he met Zach Cregger and was invited to a “Whitest Kids” show. Darren was immediately intrigued and was determined to be a part of the troupe.

Detailed: One of the nicest people in the world. Incredibly handsome, cute, and funny. Wears adorable glasses. He can always make you smile. The only other people in the world that share his breed of amazingness are Trevor Moore and Zach Cregger, also part of The Whitest Kids U'Know. He plays girls in the show more than any other member, and is the most convincing girl of any of them.
D A R R E N I S A P O O F
but not really.
"Who's that amazingly gorgeous guy over there?"
"That's Darren Trumeter."

Third Trimester 

You have eaten too much, also known as a food baby, causing a distended belly.
After Thanksgiving, I ate too much and was in my Third Trimester, I had to roll out the door.

You don't look so good, are you in your Third Trimester after snacks at CC's?
Third Trimester by 91 Riv November 30, 2011

fourth trimester abortion

an abortion within the first 4 months after birth. traditionally preformed with a coat hanger or other wire shaped device, but modern science is constantly coming up with newer and safer procedures.
after the baby was out, she decided to have a fourth trimester abortion, as it was in everyone's best interest.

Triheterosexual 

A straight male who date two women but the woman are bi sexual so the also date and everyone is in the open about it
The triheterosexual couple were discussing how they want to have a baby since both women are ovulating together
Triheterosexual by Don G October 19, 2018

Triheterosexual 

1.Straight man dates 2 women who are bi sexual so all three are together and sexually active 2. all three are straight but the women share the man but do not get sexually involved with each other 3.all three are aware of the relationship and all okay with it
The triheterosexual couple were working around the clock to get the man girlfriends pregnant sine the are on the same ovulation cycle
Triheterosexual by Don G October 19, 2018