Skip to main content

Trekkers 

A trekker puts on a backpack, and hikes. A star trek trekker doesn't. His favourite song is 'where no man has gone before.' Sounds like a feminist movement song. He prefers alien culture (Vulcan and Klingon) to his own. And he believes the star trek tv show is 'real.' Neil Armstrong made it to the moon. Zefram Cochrane didn't. Neither did William Shatner. William Shatner is an actor, not a astronaut. Like the other actors get paid to appear at conventions. Trekkers don't like Trekkies, because they're too hardcore. A Trekkie will ask how big are those photon torpodoes? They're 4 foot long and made of wood, an actor replied.
'You speak Klingon, well for a terran.'
'Yes,' said the trekkers.
Trekkers mug front
Get the Trekkers mug.
See more merch

trekkers or trekkes 

huge star trek fans that hang together and tend to smell like mr.pibb nutmeg and hairgel
trekkies are the shiznet or are they?

Cross Trekkers 

A whorey ass brand of shoes that a guy called Turner wears.
OHHHHH MR. TURNER!!! NICE CROSS TREKKERS!!!
Cross Trekkers by shit butter November 2, 2017

Tekkersaurusrex 

Football- He is a TEKKERSAURUSREX
Tekkersaurusrex by Dackes September 18, 2012

Unbelievable Tekkers 

Andy Ansah's version of "Unbelievably good technique" used on Wayne Rooney's Street Striker. Later used by Soccer AM.
Some Tekkers Are Good
Some Tekkers Are Bayyad
But Some Tekkers...
UNBELIEVABLE TEKKERS

"The Boys Are Coming In With Some Unbelievable Tekkers"
Basically means technique. In football, if you cannot control a ball rolling along the floor at 5mph, then you will be deemed to have no tekkers whatsoever.
Billy: Ur tekkers are poor bruv!
Lewis: Sure mine may be shit but so are urs!
Billy: Tru say
Tekkers by THe MaAn November 15, 2007

bare tekkers 

A phrase used to describe the level of ability that an individual has in relation to a task or skill. Usually used in a football context, the phrase bare tekkers could be applied to anything that requires skills.

The phrase is the combination of two words, bare (urban sense) which means lots of or loads, and tekkers which is short for technique.
"Did you see Smithy's run and goal yesterday lad?"

"Oh yeah, man's got bare tekkers you get me?"