treefort

A massive erection in shorts that make it look like someone is pitching a fort.

Scotty Becks jumps out of bed every morning with a treefort.

by Nine Sixty Worse January 18, 2015

treebort

Another name for a hoser. A cross between a tree and a seabort.

Man did you see Trevor today? He is such a treebort.

by Derdle March 11, 2017

Treebortion

When you have an abortion and the child would have grown up into a treebort.

Doctor: I'm sorry bother you, but we just found out that the abortion you just had turned out to be a treebortion!
Mother: Thank heavens!

by Derdle June 14, 2017

just built a tree fort

An inconspicuous term used to notify friends that you had intercourse for a long period of time. That you figuratively just "camped-out" at her "site".

(aka= was building a tree fort)

GUY1: "So what did you do last weekend?"
GUY2: "well, not much. . . just built a tree fort"

by Tomchew87 October 2, 2014

treefarts

Signifying that a video is of a sexy, erotic or pornographic nature, particularly involving women; a keyword designating a video as "adult content".

These treefarts are disgusting; why do people like to see a dog hump a woman?

by mikemcc November 19, 2007

Treffort

A mix between the two words trek (very annoying journey/task) and effort!

Uh maths what a treffort!

by hhhhhhht July 22, 2010

treefor3

treefor3 is a person in the discord server filled with (mostly) people who play blockate gamers gang that is a form of species of weed tree
treefor3 adapts through harsh weathers and very intelligent and very aware of its surroundings usually taking advantage of it for hunting and hiding form animals
treefor3 has only found out about the internet and slowly growing as he gets addicted to the word "mejo" form the spanish guy's house he hijacked and absorbed into tree's body
as for the people on how they see him? well they are just happy the spanish guy died (wonder why) tree has been friends with them i guess
tree has no weakness not at all not even fire since he burned himself and now causing everyone to go high form the smoke coming out of tree's body

i love writing fanfics of treefor3

by hot femboy? January 12, 2022