Treebortion
Doctor: I'm sorry bother you, but we just found out that the abortion you just had turned out to be a treebortion!
Mother: Thank heavens!
Mother: Thank heavens!
Treebortion by Derdle June 14, 2017
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Telebortion
Telebortion: Say u and ur girl find out she pregnant u just straight up telebort that baby outa ther
Telebortion by Japoxfred November 26, 2020
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Timebortion
When you hate someone so much that you build a time machine for the sole purpose of going back in time just far enough to execute the prick's father before he can deposit his seed.
R: Nick won't stop quoting full episodes of the Simpsons.
T: I wish Doc Brown would give him a timebortion.
T: I wish Doc Brown would give him a timebortion.
Timebortion by rrob December 4, 2009
TELEBORTION
TELEBORTION by funny big laugh June 20, 2020
Toebortion
Toebortion by Bigtoemomma May 2, 2025
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