treebort

Another name for a hoser. A cross between a tree and a seabort.

Man did you see Trevor today? He is such a treebort.

by Derdle March 11, 2017

Treebortion

When you have an abortion and the child would have grown up into a treebort.

Doctor: I'm sorry bother you, but we just found out that the abortion you just had turned out to be a treebortion!
Mother: Thank heavens!

by Derdle June 14, 2017