treebort

Another name for a hoser. A cross between a tree and a seabort.

Man did you see Trevor today? He is such a treebort.

treebort by Derdle March 11, 2017

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Treebortion

When you have an abortion and the child would have grown up into a treebort.

Doctor: I'm sorry bother you, but we just found out that the abortion you just had turned out to be a treebortion!
Mother: Thank heavens!

Treebortion by Derdle June 14, 2017

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A massive erection in shorts that make it look like someone is pitching a fort.

Scotty Becks jumps out of bed every morning with a treefort.

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a name you give to your newborn baby that you hate

treelort by Jorpy February 2, 2024

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Leeburtons final form

When Leeburton is around trees there’s a suddenly boom and treeburton is born

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