treebort

Another name for a hoser. A cross between a tree and a seabort.

Man did you see Trevor today? He is such a treebort.

by Derdle March 11, 2017

Treebortion

When you have an abortion and the child would have grown up into a treebort.

Doctor: I'm sorry bother you, but we just found out that the abortion you just had turned out to be a treebortion!
Mother: Thank heavens!

by Derdle June 14, 2017

treefort

A massive erection in shorts that make it look like someone is pitching a fort.

Scotty Becks jumps out of bed every morning with a treefort.

by Nine Sixty Worse January 18, 2015

treelort

a name you give to your newborn baby that you hate

"I hate you, your name is going to be treelort"

by Jorpy February 2, 2024

Treeburton

Leeburtons final form

When Leeburton is around trees there’s a suddenly boom and treeburton is born

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024