treebort

Another name for a hoser. A cross between a tree and a seabort.
Man did you see Trevor today? He is such a treebort.
by Derdle March 11, 2017
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Treebortion

When you have an abortion and the child would have grown up into a treebort.
Doctor: I'm sorry bother you, but we just found out that the abortion you just had turned out to be a treebortion!
Mother: Thank heavens!
by Derdle March 14, 2017
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