traumatied

when two or more people are tied together by a trauma

my mom and i are traumatied after losing my dad

by guess_who# April 18, 2022

Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder

The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.

Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"

Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."

by cheer1 December 26, 2012

lay one traumatic

A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish

Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry

When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover

by jimmybarton August 29, 2009

Host Traumatic Stress Disorder

The intense fear by party-planners and hosts alike that each minute detail of an event will be less than perfect. Though not recognized as an actual disorder by the DSM-IV, host traumatic stress disorder afflicts millions of party hosts worldwide, and makes life miserable for everyone around them.

My mother is going batshit insane over this party we have next week. She might be suffering from host traumatic stress disorder.

by Toots Thielemans December 28, 2008

traumacide

Death caused by a collective body of unbearable traumatic experiences.

We think that inescapable posttraumatic intrapsychic suffering led to his traumacide.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)

A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.

Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.

Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)

by Screw Liberals June 24, 2016

Mr Traumatik

A multidimensional entity know mostly for his creation of utter filth for one’s ears. Notable songs include “Kraken” which has been known to have caused an outbreak in E-Coli due to the excessive filth.

Also a 38 year old caucasian man

person 1: yo what are you gonna drop at the mr traumatik set?
person 2: 13 sheets of acid, i’m about to deji flip!
person 1: What a save!

by realtackshooter August 5, 2023