Crashturbate

The act of masturbating too much in a short period of time, causing your penis to hurt, and can no longer/need to masturbate.

When home alone, I usually get carried away and Crashturbate.

by ArcHezus December 11, 2011

crassturbation

The act of masturbating at an extremely inappropriate time, with little respect for the feelings of others in the vicinity

John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by derpymuffins June 18, 2014

Crapsturbate

Masturbate while taking a dump; Fapping and shitting at the same time.

The other day I was so horny that I decided to crapsturbate in the public bathroom.

by Anonymous Billybob Joe January 15, 2008

Crapsturbate

When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.

Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.

by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

Crasturbating

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.

Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008

Cashturbation

The act of demonstrating one's own wealth for the sake of ego masturbation.

Joey's purchase of two fully grown pandas was just another part of his endless cashturbation.

by greenknight04 December 20, 2009

crysturbate

Masturbating and crying and the same time.

"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."

by HaleyDK July 16, 2008