trashluke

trash Luke Is a funny person, might be crazy and really stupid sometimes, but it's a person you will never forget

P1: wow, trashluke is kinda stupid tho

P2: stfu he's funny af

P1: mk sorry

P2: ONOOOO TI BL HAHAHAHAHHA

by Chrisgamer femmina June 7, 2021

trashketball

A long since known variation of the popular 'basketball.' Using a crumpled piece of paper or similar object that is specifically meant to be disposed of in the trash, the player(s) must assess the situation, including but not limited to: wind direction, wind speed, presence of the Pizzonator, trash can diameter, and trashketball size. After calculating the perfect range and power, a forward motion of the hand and release will officially put the trashketball into play. In a versus match, opponents may intercept and land a trashketball of their own. However, the game of trashketball is often played solo with one referee and several spectators. When the player's trashketball successfully enters and stays in the trash can, well, that's a CHECK. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Mr. Pizzo grew up on the hard streets of L.A. playing Trashketball.

Mr. Pizzo eyed the shot carefully as Billy fired a trashketball from his desk to the trash can. A perfect shot. Mr. Pizzo admired this eagle-eye accuracy, but all he could say was, "that's a check."

by Pikablu FTW December 9, 2008

Trashure

A treasure that is or used to be someone else's trash; for instance a piano that was forsaken that has become a treasure to someone else is a trashure.

"I found a trashure on the side of the road."

by Lavie Vikernes September 13, 2017

Trashcake

Phonetic spelling: /træʃkāk/

Used by Eastern Europeans to refer to something/someone that is an absolute piece of shit. It represents a multitude of garbage, which is why it is a trashcake and not just common, regular trash.
Commonly used in office environments.

Don't trust that fella Jim from Accounting. I saw him put milk before cereal in his bowl like an absolute trashcake.

by trashcake April 24, 2020

trashlorette

Pre nuptial celebration hosted by an unmarried woman, usually accompanied by a group of her female friends all from similarly low social economic backgrounds. Dress code is usually unflattering pink attire which shows off most of the wearers unkept physique. The group will usually partake in a wide range of shameless activities including but not limited to : getting intoxicated to a near-coma state in public areas, attending a chippendale performance and playing games with artefacts inspired by the male genitalia.

Isn't Caisey getting married next month? Yes they went to Magaluf this weekend for her trashlorette party.

by lilShakespeare September 4, 2018

Trashbucket

Someone who galavants around doing trashy things. Usually while intoxicated. Trashbucket's tend to travel in groups or packs like wolves. They generally wear tight slutty clothing, dark makeup, and model big hair. You can find trashbucket's at bars, clubs, lounges, parties, and other venue's where bucketing can be accomplished.

(Deb) Have you seen those trashbucket's Jill, Kaitlyn and Kalia today?

(Elissa) I believe I saw them making out with the gyro guy after hitting up the bars.

by bucketeer1 June 11, 2010

Trashketball

A very aggressive, up-beat, fun game. A ball made of crumpled up garbage (that is usually taped) is meant to be thrown or slammed into a large trashcan.

Rules:
1. A person who holds the ball can only take three steps while having possession.

2. They can either bounce the ball off of a wall or the ceiling or they may pass it to another teammate.

3. If a ball goes under a table, into another room, or something of the sort, the ball has to be tossed back into play by a player of the opposite team that didn't throw the ball out of bounds.

4. As many people as a team wants can stand around the goal.
5. The trahscan can be tipped but not moved.
6. When starting the game or after a team has made a goal, the team that did not make a goal throws the ball at the other team (usually as hard as possible).

7. If directed at someone, it is a foul.
8. A player is allowed to shove, pull, knock down, and trip another player, but no punching, slapping, or anything that could cause serious injury is allowed.
9. There is no such thing as jump ball.

It might be a lot of rules, but when it comes to actually playing, it flows easily and is very aggressive. Everybody usually does end up with bruises afterwards.

Dude! It was senior night for the pep band so we all stayed after and played a two hour game of trashketball! I got like ten bruises!

by thatonechickyousawonetime April 27, 2011