trashlement 

when you meant to write trash but you fell down a big hole sad times.

"hey mum trash...... whoops I didn't mean to write trash!"
"its alright love, its just one of your trashlement moments"
"thanks mum trash........ NOOOOO I DID IT AGAIN"
"I am arresting you on suspicion of t5rashelment"
"NOOOOOOOOOO"

THE END

trashlement by Sarah junes June 19, 2018

tranclements 

1. Accessories, especially ones which are largely unused but hard to discard. Also, cheap household ornaments excessively present on every ledge, shelf and available space.

When I moved house, I got rid of a lot of my tranclements, though it wasn't easy.

tranclements by mikelangelno October 1, 2017

Tracklements 

Tracklements is another name for a sauce or condiment like ketchup or mustard.

- Have you got any tracklements to go with my chips?

Tracklements by tonibabe November 15, 2010