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A monster trapped in denim 

Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.
"My penis in these jeans is like a monster trapped in denim and I’m about to release the Kraken.”

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help im trapped in urban dictionary 

help im stuck in urban dictionary typing random bullshit to fit your bullshit searches
help im trapped in urban dictionary

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word. 

I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.
Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions 

i was kidnapped and i was supposed to constantly make urban dictionary definitions, please if you know someone named abigail florester, please tell her i love her and that i am going to escape this place
me: my phone number is

me: I AM FINE, AND THE MESSAGE "help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions" ARE FALSE DO NOT WORRY HE IS DEFINITELY NOT DEAD I MEAN I AM NOT DEAD

help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition 

help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition please let me out it's been 3 years