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A monster trapped in denim 

Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.
"My penis in these jeans is like a monster trapped in denim and I’m about to release the Kraken.”

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help im trapped in urban dictionary 

help im stuck in urban dictionary typing random bullshit to fit your bullshit searches

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word. 

I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.
Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions 

i was kidnapped and i was supposed to constantly make urban dictionary definitions, please if you know someone named abigail florester, please tell her i love her and that i am going to escape this place
me: my phone number is

me: I AM FINE, AND THE MESSAGE "help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions" ARE FALSE DO NOT WORRY HE IS DEFINITELY NOT DEAD I MEAN I AM NOT DEAD

help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition 

help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition please let me out it's been 3 years