Looking at a femal from behind - at the closest visible point to her vagina - you will see a gap between her inner thighs. Draw an imaginary horizontal line along the gap and draw one along each thigh. If you connect all lines, you'll end up with a trapezoid shape(trapeeze). The bigger the gap, the bigger the trapeeze. Trapeezes are messured in male fingers. In order to determine trapeeze, just guess and / or try how many of your fingers would fit the gap.
Rolls: Yo dude check her out, she has a huge gap between her thighs!
Royce: Yeah man, that's at lease a two finger trapeeze! I'd totally do her!
So fresh and so clean. This is a man who is about the paper chase, the green, the skrilla. The realist nigga that you will ever know. All about money, cars, clothes and hoes. A man beyond words. Fuck Bitches, Make Money
Perhaps when you get wrecked by smoking canibis and downing a few bottles of bud, you tend to talk gibberish. If you just get wrecked on Weed, then you talk "Trapeezytratasons". If you don't smoke weed, you don't really know it exists but if you do, say it lots and you'll love it.
The other day I saw an advert by Gillette, they've bought a new hoover out, I mean a new gillette out, I mean a bloody Razor..! Damn Trapeezytratasons again..!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.