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trampvestite 

a homeless person, who is only homeless because he/she spent all their money on a sex change operatio. leaving the job partly done, they must busk in their completely out of tone voices
trampvestite: *high pitch* do you have any money?
guy1: sure lady, here you go
trampvestite *low pitch* sweet
guy1: WTF?!?!
guy2: trampvestite dude
Words you can keep

reverse transvestite 

A woman that dresses garishly and applies so much make up that she resembles a Transvestite.
Orange seems to be the colour of choice in the reverse transvestite community this season.

travestite 

A (male) named Travis, known or suspected of having male and female sexual characteristics.
Jeez, he is such a travestite. Did you see him pour water over his white t-shirt and start dancing to Pokerface?

If you keep on sitting down to pee, people are going to think you're a travestite.
travestite by Qedup December 6, 2011

Transvestite

Someone who cross-dresses, i.e dressing outside of gender. Sometimes done to look like a convincing member of the opposite sex ("passing"), sometimes not. Sometimes a secret, sometimes not. Nothing to do with sexuality. Not necessarily to do with desiring a sex change either.
I can't believe there is no definition for transvestite on urban dictionary! Now's my chance...

John: Why is Adam wearing a dress and a wig? Does he want to be a woman?

Carla: No, he's just a transvestite. He likes to cross dress.
Transvestite by Fen_94 December 21, 2012

sweet transvestite 

the best song in rocky horror picture show. Frank sings it
"Don't get strung out by the way I look/Don't judge a book by its cover/I'm not much of a man by the light of day/But by night I'm one hell of a lover."

Transvestite Donkey Witch 

Sarah Jessica Parker
Guy 1: Who's that transvestite donkey witch?
Guy 2: That's Sarah Jessica Parker
Guy 1: *vomits*

transvestite

A cross dresser. Most transvestites are NOT homosexuals, however.

Official definition from the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language:

A person who dresses and acts in a style or manner traditionally associated with the opposite sex.
Joe is a transvestite, because he dresses like a girl.

Mary is a transvestite, because she dresses like a guy.
transvestite by Home slice September 8, 2005
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