trampedoed

what happens to you when the store doors open on black friday at 4am. a combination of the words "trampled", "stampede", and "torpedoed".

i went shopping for vintage socks at ross this morning, but i got trampedoed before i could make it past the cashiers. -cyrus

trampedoed by how_to_make_pickles November 28, 2010

trampeded 

Death by trampling at the result of being in the front of the line at Wal-Mart on black Friday (the day following thanksgiving).

I'm so surprised - this year there was only one person who got trampeded!

trampeded by Seattle_Girl January 10, 2009

trampede 

any person or place that is overrun with a highly concentrated number of tramps in motion, usually found on a dancefloor of a club, bar, or concert.

Last week I went to that hot new club and i almost got stuck in the middle of a trampede.

trampede by Blondiegurl August 23, 2006

trampede 

Derived from "stampede", a trampede is a cluster of women, usually from age 18-21 that roam the winter streets in short skirts and heels, usually looking for a frat or house party of any sort. They are almost invariably easy to sleep with, and can be easily spotted on any given college campus due to their tendency to make loud, annoying noises and fall down.

"Looks like a big trampede coming our way, Joey."

"Yeah dude, I heard them a mile away."

trampede by Tommy Eggie January 28, 2009

Trampede 

A charged up group of bullish shoppers that stampede through the doors of a store to grab every sale item in sight...

Wal Mart has decided to issue wristbands for entry into their stores on Black Friday to avoid tragic and fatal trampedes by ruthless and pushy shoppers.

Trampede by don samson December 5, 2009

trampede 

A large, bulky girl running through you and your friends down the hallway with tons of junk hanging from her neck, backpack, and everything else.... originally said accidentally but conveniently worked for the situation

"Omigod!!! That was like a one person trampede! Oops.... I mean..."

trampede by attackedbyatrampede February 7, 2009

Trampede 

1. A stampede that results in a trampling.
2. A sudden rush or mass movement of whores.

1. My friend died in a trampede of bulls in Spain.
2. The best discounts for prosititutes are found during trampedes.

Trampede by Jake-n-Chica September 2, 2009